the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
as a side note pls kill me
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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