Operation Purity has been aborted
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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