SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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