it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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