One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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