I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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