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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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