He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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