Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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