i think my tv is drunk
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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