i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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