you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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