Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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