whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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