At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
How does it feel to date your dad?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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