So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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