You just made me feel so damn special
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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