This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
A bitchslap is in order.
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