I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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