Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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