I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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