I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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