That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i out mim tonsoeep
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