I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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