True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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