I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize