he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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