its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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