sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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