Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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