You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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