after a month anything with tits is on the radar
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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