Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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