dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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