So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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