Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just want nice things and good sex
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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