...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
you never un-have a 4some
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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