Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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