doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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