Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
two words: eviction party
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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