Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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