Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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