smell my finger.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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