You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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