I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Do you have feelings for this penis?
soo... how was my night?
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