It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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