I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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