Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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