my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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