I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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